Merry Chrimbo!

Betting | selectabet | December 24, 2008 at 11:41 pm

You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last

Probably the best lyrics ever written for a Christmas song. So Happy Christmas to all you bums, punks, sluts, scumbags and faggots out there. I hope Santa is good to you.

Let’s all hope that this verse is how 2009 works out for us all…

Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

Merry Chrimbo everyone!

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1 Comment

  1. Jay says:

    Hahaha! Nice one.

    Merry Christmas everyone, all the best for the new year and may it be a very profitable gambling one! :-)

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